Twit-a-Verse

This is my life.

feels like the end times these days

why is the sun actually orange

Biden opened with “Madam Speaker, Madam VP, First Lady, Second Gentleman….” in his first State of the Union address. So cool.

“The art of living is focusing on what you have and what you can do. It’s easy when things are going well but it’s difficult in troubling times.”

This mantra helped me recover from a rock bottom moment in January 2022.

Paid off my student loans!!!

Very nice site on woke topics https://awareness-akademie.de/

just learned WebAssembly and it’s awesome!!!

Yes, please… more meetings.

what a baller

SLAYTASTIC

“But you cannot run something from thats within you”

PERFECT

🙌

what a baller

word

The PERFECT way to respond to an unresponsive date…

Another high-quality meme brought to you by yours truly.

I’m so sorry…

Yes, the promised land…

Serenity

LET’S GO TAYLOR

Christopher Nolan is kind of a pretentious filmmaker… bro have you heard of linear narrative??

This is an actual CNN article, written for one person…

how to annoy your sibling 101

“The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”

I love this meme…

Moderation.

Fuck cancer

US military policy is amazingly hypocritical, as is most things associated with war. Be wary of propaganda from all sides of any conflict!

One of my favorite poems… “Angels” by Lang Leav

“Remember, you are not your own, – you are bought with the precious blood of Jesus.”

I wish GIFs could be printed…

I love this band so much…

I reproduced the Roman Colosseum in white PLA on a work maker-space 3D printer! It weighs 33 grams and took about eight hours to print.

People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. -Maya Angelou

I love living in Seattle…

The Seattle Space Needle reflected off of office building windows in South Lake Union on a cloudy day.

I got wrecked in Monopoly today…

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff. -Carl Sagan

Just paid full price for Adobe apps for the first time. I loved the student discount!

I’ve picked up a new skill with sewing thanks to a coworker at the Googles! I love making things!

I created a Google Apps Script script (lol) to write “Tweets” to my website! Sue me, Elon hehe

In Cambodia you can shoot a rocket launcher at a cow for $400. (Nate Bargatze)

I follow politics closely but I don’t like talking about it. Go figure! I like to keep an apolitical persona around everyone except close friends/family.

During a layover in Amsterdam, I rented a bike for four hours but totally forgot when the bike store closed! So I locked it to a lamp post outside the shop and dropped an apologetic note in their mailbox. LOL.

I love Making with all my heart.

The dots will connect looking backwards so just trust your instincts and things will work out in the end. -Steve Jobs

I used to be pretty skeptical of ChatGPT and now I use it multiple times a day!

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. -Ray Kroc (McDonalds)

I love automating some things in my life, like posting Tweets to this custom Twitter-like micro-blogging page on my website!!

This is my new favorite emoji:

A vibrating face emoji (see https://emojipedia.org/shaking-face/)

I think Apple’s new AR headset will finally lead to mass adoption of head-worn AR products for millions of consumers around the world. Great work!!

i actually typed this garbage into search #googler #internaltools

Maybe I’m too PC, but white-toned emoji-reactions feel like a micro-aggresion to me

A white, skin-toned thumbs up emoji reaction to a message in a chat app.

One of the best feelings is when other teammates an emoji-react I started lol